Colenia Changelog (May 11th 2020)

Colenia 8 Change Log The Return Of Space!

1. Return of Kara and Hothura from 3.0!

2. Gone is the era of prockets! Actual multiblock structures are used for rockets!

3. New minerals have been addded! (iron is your friend)

4. Oxygen is now a thing!

5. Chernoybl but in SPACE! Radiation can and will find you, even in the void.

6. Each planet has its own texturepack to give it a unique taste.

7. Disaster! Your rocket blew up! Damn, bad luck. Don't worry your spacesuit won't fai- oh dear. 8. There are some special mobs on those planets, might want to watch out for those.

New Earth Map!

1. Gone are the terrible attempts at WorldPainter from yesteryear. New map that supports 1.15.2!

2. Custom made for Colenia by our lovely (improved) WorldPainter man @PrivateFishy#2029!

3. Even more room for building! The size is now 1:1000 instead of the virgin 1:1500!

Custom Items!

1. Gone is grindy Slimefun, but do not fret, EthosFun is here!

2. New cool weapons can be forged! And new tools can be used!

3. We even replaced the Slimefun items you would've whined the most about. Explosive picks and lumber axes! (but not)

4. M A G I C ! Harness the power of old wizard people and do stuff! Watch your XP bar, though.

5. 100+ New weaponry, tools, and armor have been added. WITH CUSTOM TEXTURES! (some of them move)

Good Server Performance (Hopefully)

1. Hundreds of movecraft vehicles can now fly throughout the air!

2. 1.15.2 and a massive earth map? No problem! The server will be as smooth as butter

3. Laggy farms? Useless! (more on that later)

Religion! PRAISE HENRY

1. Ever wanted state religions? Well now you can!

2. Build a shrine to henry and praise him!

3. Pray enough and he'll reward you.

4. Ever wanted to get married to a compelte stranger online? Well now you can.

5. Yes, you heard right. We have Marriage now. You're all welcome. Economy!

1. The economy has been totally revamped this reset, with the introduction of Supply and Demand!

2. The laws of supply and demand now apply to colenia! Gone are the days of cactus economy.

3. Limited Shop, no longer can players rely solely on God's shop, even it could run out of stock! Make sure to keep it stocked ;)

4. Companies! Want to be the walmart of the world? Sure! Employ players to work for you! ~~Make sure you pay them~~

5. Player shops! Players can now make their money off their own shops! Become the walmart you always dreamed to be!

6. Return of jobs from 6.2! Don't know how to make some money? Get a job idiot.

7. THE BANKS! Save your money and be a responsible player.

8. Your cities in ruin? Call 1-800-COLENIA. Colenia Insurance got you covered. Pay us and we can get it fixed in no time.

9. Fuck your zero tick farms. b e g o n e !

Transportation!

1. The feature you've all been waiting for. T R A I N S !

2. Want to create roller coasters? Well now you can! Minecarts can now go upsidedown and vertical!

3. Want automatic stations? You can do it now! Create the New York Metro system, or chose an actually effective train system like European trains!

4. Customize your trains to your hearts content.

5. Trains not doing it for you? Always wanted a grand navy or airforce? Movecraft has been rebalanced and now doesn't kill the server!

6. Yeah also Movecraft or whatever, not like that matters, though, T R A I N S!

Factions! (Now up to date.)

1. Gone are the days of MassiveCore factions. Using a newer factions plugin the server, factions has a hole new dynamic!

2. Warps! You can now set multiple warps for your factionmates.

3. Upgrades! Use your hardearned cash to upgrade your faction.

4. Missions! Your faction now has missions which will get you some cash

5. Better /F Map (Thanks mick?) Feeling lazy and dont wanna pull up a chrome tab to open our dynmap? Well first, fuck you. Secondly, do not worry, you can now claim nearby chunks with /f map!

Revamped War!

1. The fuck is a CB.

2. Simply contact a staff member with a .txt file of your treaty. If we deny it, fuck you.

3. Yes, we mean it. No CBs. Just send a .txt file. And we mean a .txt file. No editing that shit after-the-fact.

A Website! That Doesn't Suck!

1. Wanted to read about history, but hated the irritating did-you-know messages from 6.2? Well, now you can on the Colenia Website. Fascinating.

2. Wanted to start discussions about the probably evolving meta? Well now you can, with THE COLENIA FORUM! (yes we know we're behind)

Other

1. We can once again sit.

2. Alcohol is back :)

3. DISEASE? OH FUCK CORONA. Be careful not to break your leg though :(